Well hey there my little Tamagotchi's I'm here today so you guys can write me all my life I've been getting stuff saying that I'm ugly and I know I'm not ugly because my mom told me that I'm not so please greet me honestly Anyways bye

And do not call me Tamagotchi. I'm not a Tamagotchi. I am a human being.

Wow Buster, you look pretty cool!

I'm gonna fucking kill myself. This is my thirteenth reason. If I were a cat this would be my last life. last life. Goodbye everyone!

I gotta say I think you're really hot, like you're... Wow. I cannot attend for me, Ro.

What the fuck am I looking at?

Boy, what the hell did I just watch?

Oh god you look wofy right clothes you look so avight you looking like a real asspps come on im gonna be tarry your a puppy home I'm gonna go and see what's on the score.