If your Besty was in the sub what would you do by what would you actually do in this situation I need details

I would tell that girl not to do some dumb shit like that and if she still went and went some dumb shit like that and fucking went on that stupid ass ship I would be like girl you're going to fucking die and then when she actually does that I'ma cry my fucking heart out and be like damn that really is a dumb bitch cause why would she even go on that like shit that's dumb but you know my bases are broke so how the fuck people still even afford that shit she would never be on there she's a poor like me. Thank you.

I'll tell you right now she can serve herself. I ain't going down there. We ain't gonna catch me doing all that. Like, my bestie was down there, she can help herself. I ain't gettin' drowned in it, ain't no way.

I ain't think we Aquaman, what the fuck you mean what we gonna do? What? Mother come on me to swim down there? I'm not Aquaman mother c- What the fuck you mean they dying? They dead already? They dead? I'm out of shit.

Okay, but like if you stupid enough to go down there best be like Nah, cuz my besties won't go down there cuz they know to talk to me before making some stupid decision Uh-uh.

Um, I'll laugh my butt off because why would she actually waste her money on this? I'll laugh. I'll laugh. Because why would she trust this thing? With a freaking like 2012 controller? I don't even know what's called it. Watchtack or whatever? You know, cause love to be together, spend all money on this!

I wouldn't let that bitch go on the thingy in the first place. Like, why would you spend that much money to go on that? Like, it's proven not to be safe. It's been proven multiple times. And you need to think, like, common sense. Like, really, if you're not gonna go on that after I've like told you it's not safe, then it's kind of your fault. So I'm not doing nothing about it.

Eyes blue like the Atlantic and I'm going down like the Titanic eyes blue like do you learn to good I'm going down like the Titanic

And the thing that I would fuck this shit is Fuck that movie, fuck that shit and you better not be a girl.

Should have packed a charger next time.