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I had a goldfish. I thought it died once, put it in the toilet to flush it down into the sewers and it started wiggling its tail and that in the water. And I flushed my goldfish down the toilet.
I mean, I got a pet penis. It's hard taking care of the slow motherfucker. You know, he's a horny bitch and like, bro, it's hard to feed this thing. Someone help. Yeah.
OMG I have an XL bully named Kobe I love him so much he was my boyfriend's dog like he brought him home and I was kind of like eh but I've grown to love him more than everybody so yes and we always have dogs I've never had any other pet besides a dog.
Never had a pet but me Give me one second How many she's crazy she's going to cooking eat me Timothy I may have your mouth so just shut the fuck up sorry I'm not gonna come I'm cooking him some cupcakes Do you know kids I could be really
Water pets grown-up we live in a farm so you're like farm cat sent the farm dogs eyes currently have two big dogs and three cats I'm deafly more of a cat person but I love them equally my husband used to own a snake a corn snake and then we had to get rid of it but that's about it