Alright y'all, today is National Kissing Day. So who you want to put them lips on? Let me know.

Personally, I'm gonna be kissing my cat's box of ashes since I'm not here to kiss her, or since she's not here to kiss me. You know, it's sad but I'll take with me, Kiki.

man honestly I'll be so lonely I'm just putting my lips on my myself like it really be like that like someone please just come and choose me Like please, bye! Oh my god.

I'm kissing my dad!

Shite! Shite yo bitcha assa bitcha assa!

I'll put my lips on your grandma's vagina. Yeah.

I think it's about time I end at all how about that

I'm kissing a man, Michael B. Jordan, and a lot of y'all are gonna say, Oh, well, he's not your man, but that's what you were wrong. He is my man, and y'all just jealous of me. Cuz you don't want to.

What the hell?