There was a long time where I was running a bike down a hill and I was crashing into a car and I was like, if I had it, it would go the other way. Try not to take the card into the corner so slowly.

Man, such a bitch I am so...

Okay, so, the other night, I went downstairs to go turn off our lights. I went upstairs, cause you know, yeah, but I went upstairs, and I go downstairs to go get some drink. Y'all two of our old lights make the fuck away. Mind you, I'm not with a child. I'm like, what the fuck? So I went upstairs to my mom room, I asked my mom, she's gonna get the fuck out of her room. I'm like, I'm not my mom, I'm scared. I think it goes downstairs.

That clown Loki looks like he wanna fuck.

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I walked into my closet and I found my fucking gay uncle in there. I thought he said, I was in the closet, but I guess he didn't. I was horrified man. He started eating my ass out. I was scared bro. I'm not even a man. He was starting to eat my ass out. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh.

So I was about to take a shower, right? And then I went to go get my shit. Shut the hell up! I said, I went to go get my clothes from the driver. And then I saw my gay ass uncle, bro. He came out the driver with his hairy ass balls sticking out, bro. And when I was like, bro, what the fuck are you doing with my driver? He was like, oh, I'm sorry, I just had to take a shit. And then when I looked in the driver, there was diarrhea shit all over the fucking driver, bro. My clothes were trenched and diarrhea, bro. I should have told him I was gonna eat it.

Okay, okay, okay. Here we go. So, so...

Um, he's her girlfriend, definitely.