I can definitely swim I learned really had a swim swim when I was like 10 or 11 because I took swimming lessons as a child and I learned how to float and I could move like 2 in./h in the water but that's really not swimming this is kind of fucking flailing but swimming like actually using technique probably 10 or 11 my mom taught me and I had you know I just kept kind of doggy paddling until eventually you know start putting more elbow grease into it arm then I'll learn how to dive under and I swim backwards and I do flips and I am basically Michael Phillips at this point

No no

Hey Louis, I'm on the water. Ignore the bridge. Help me.

I'm a pretty distant swimmer I mean I've almost drowned a couple times but that's just cause I'm fucking dumb now because I can't swim

I can swim but I swim like a dog

Bro these comments Loki races in hell not even look like you

Who the fuck doesn't know how to swim

No I'm black

No I'm black so I don't know how to swim