He's not fat, he's just plump and fluffy. Don't hate on him, he's so cute.

His paws are barely touching the floor. What do you think?

Don't you mean yes or yes?

No, your cat's fucking skinny. I've seen way better cats than that.

Yes. Yes.

No shame. No shame.

Why is your cat wearing a tuxedo this man is flies fuck

yesssssss

Damn boy that's a big ass boy boy oh boy

No.