Hello top of the morning to your mate. Would you rather have a fucking pilsner or would you rather have a fucking logger? Let me know in the comments section below. Thank you.

A logger!

I go with the Pilsner on this one. It's got more heart to it, but not that much.

Pilsners, I think lagers have just not enough to them. I do like a good England lager, but Pilsner's overall, I think, slag.

I would rather have a butter beer.

To be honest, I don't know what either of those are.

I'd take the whole fucking bottle and drink myself till I can't remember my own name.

Um, uh, I'm gonna be totally honest, I have no idea what a Pilsner or a Logger is. Um, can I just get a Butterbeer? Thanks.

I prefer beer because you can drink it with anything you can make a carne asada with you can put a sauvier and your

I'm getting motherfucking butterbeer. But, you know, I'm gonna be on that Quidditch team. That's what I'm gonna be doing.

Well obviously laddie, I have a topsy-turny especially because it's a bit just and gusher for your bladder.