Okay, so my roommate's gay. I'm in college and usually when I come home to my dorm after class, my night class, he's usually there. And you know, this night in particular, he wasn't there. So I'm like, okay, cool, I can get undressed and take a shower. I take a shower, get out, he's still not there. Anyways, I go to sleep. The next day, he's still not here. I still don't see him in his bed. I go take another shower, come out and he's there. But this dude comes climbing out under my bed, bro. Like he was under my bed and he was mad at me because I wasn't worried that he wasn't back like into the dorm. He's like, something bad could happen to me. Like, bro, he legit was under my bed. Saw me get undressed twice. What do I even, what do I do?