Can I buy you a drink so I can see how good you are at swaddling?

Damn that motherfucking ass stick it like my little fucking cornbread and the motherfucking piano I'm trying to jiggle jump jump on that big bum rum ha ha ha ha but not girl you think I ain't gonna lie that shit fat

Not gonna lie that shit fat call me turkey on it cause I'm Finna gobble gobble cobble and a booty Anna that shit fat low-key like how the fuck you get your ass that fat your make up look good to you did the shit out of that motherfucker

Babe, you look so pretty.