So the worst of the worst is finally happened guys I don't know what to do I'm talking Jasmine her mom calls me in the other room and she decides to kiss me I'm trying dodge it just kinda happens but somebody open the door it wasn't jasmine it was Jasmine mom's boyfriend this dude is pissed he tries find me a tell me a child joke put his ass sleep right from Jackson's mom Jasmine walks and she's like what the hell happened I just ran out and jump my car drove home they're blowing me up I don't know what to do guys like what should I do

what in the heck okay I don't know if this is real or fake but if this is your life. I don't know what to tell you bro. Stay your ass at home.

If this is real because it sounds super fake, what you need to do is move. You need to move states, you need to move countries, you need to stay so many feet away from them. Move planets, just move, move as far away from them. Please.

But he wasn't here.

The level of desperateness in this fucking post but I have to give you 10 out of 10 for creativity My son were convincing please

Delusional

Can you go to city there is there today to put our units not sure that it was yet

Bro this sounds like the most toxic shit why it's funny though but bro you should just leaving people alone

Smash.

Why are you telling us anyway bro? Your stories are fake as fuck bro So pendejos Nipo de mierda You can't even tell shit They're fucking fake bro Shut the fuck up with your girlfriend's dad I don't fucking know Your Jasmine like shut the fuck up

I ain't listening all that