You guys are really funny on here. So, I say let's crack some jokes. I'll come with one first. Um... What do you call an alligator wearing the vest? An investigator! Oops!

Do you have a smiley piercing?

What do you call an ambulance for pigs? A ambulance! I fucking hate my life

Say sagging backwards.

I think one is like killing my cat I mean I don't have a cat but if I did have a cat and it was killed on him I don't know if I'd be more tread in him or if I would be like yo killed my cat dude

As I'm speaking, I'm running up to my room to find my joke book to pull out some of the greatest jokes that I've ever not come up with. Okay, on the front of the cover it says, Why did the dummy put his iPhone in the blender? Because he wanted apple juice! Flipping to a random page here. Why was the garbage can mad at the other? He was trash talking. Okay, last one guys, last one. We're gonna do, Why was the pu- er, its parrot so smart? It ate wise crackers.

Don't ever make this joke again.

Are you black because I want to hang with you?

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Um, how do you still look old? You jagged it. Funny, no.

That was so funny. Pfft. Ha ha ha. An investigator. An investigator, I get it.