I stepped on glass, that sure was painful as fuck.

the only thing I remember was younger is me and my sister we got in my dad's truck and we went downhill but I was on the pedals and and she was on the the fucking stand wheel and surprisingly we didn't crash but we drove it like

I stuck a rice grain up my nose but my little nostrils were so small my grandma had to get the tweezers to get it out. Yep.

So when I was younger I was a brat because I didn't want to eat my grandma's food all the time. She cooked good, you know what I'm saying? But she's like, no I don't want rice but now I was just like, mom please give me rice anyways. I used to.

I am my mom was about to give birth to my two little brothers and I swallowed a fucking penny because I got scared and I had it in my mouth and I just swallowed it because I saw her walking to her room

When I was in a day where I really had to use the bathroom so bad so I just ran outside and play some allow row I had to

I stapled a piece of paper onto my hand and are like fifth grade I think

In the second grade, me and this girl were fighting over a brownie and bitch put the whole brownie in her fucking mouth.

So when I was really young this one time like I grew up in a really white town right I didn't see a lot of black people very often when I was walking into a breakfast house and I called this black dude chocolate like right in front of like I thought

I bought like 20 dildos my sister loved her Amazon wish list open on her family computer and I bought everything on that wish list yeah

Dumbest shit ever yeah you know when you're a kid and you think you're invincible you don't know about death so I decided to walk into the sea yeah and you won't believe it I've done it because I thought yeah yourself I can walk in the MOT to save me so happy days mate still here