Would it be weird if I came behind you and sniffed you and said, Ooh baby smells so dang good

I had so many people sniffed me I don't even find it anymore just a normal thing also because I usually smell like a pumpkin latte or whatever and like people I got a guy gets our truck to the car and that's kind of weird but like oh you do you

Biden is in my room right now, and he's just staring at me in the corner. I'm scared Biden quick getting closer Bidin', Bidin' Stop

Would it be weird if I just smacked the fuck out of you? Oh, okay. Bye.

nah bro you good go ahead but you just know I'm gonna do that shit back to you

Siri I'll let you fucking bend me over

I'd be like yeah yeah I forgot to water my ass yeah yeah

I'll be weirded out if anyone does this to me.

No but it will probably cost you money to do it again you know

Oh me yeah but like if you came up behind me and started smelling mean I'm sorry but I'm gonna start swinging because I don't like that it's not like that I don't even know you just randomly came up to me like that no