I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

It looks like me, baby.

Couple years back my dad ordered Papa John's and you know what I'm saying he there's this 40 year old dude at the door and He had it close. He had it close to his body. He didn't have in the bag. You know I'm saying Um, so he's like open the piece of box. I open it, but you're not gonna be this man's dip

Focus, focus, there's pizza on your focus.

Fuck do you burn a pizza

I left the pizza in the oven and I went swimming at came back in the house was filled with smoke

I want to tell you my story of my pizza. My pizza is ahaha, it's delicious, it's amazing.

What the actual fuck did you have to do in... First of all, how much is fucking too long?

That pizza looked like a mummy's ass under the ground.

That literally looks like a first bee that a dog eat and then shit out the next day.

That's exactly why you should put your motherfucking phone down and watch your food now look look what you did and nobody can hide your ass