I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Shut the mumma...

Well, so one time this dude left his pizza in the oven and he forgot about it and then he came back and it was completely black because it cooked to a crisp. like oh my god that was the funniest thing ever

I don't care, it's wiping out Meanwhile I'm turtleds fucked I left my piece of it in the hall

Oh that said, my mom cooked me medium rare.

So the funniest pizza story that happened with me is it was raining and I had a pizza. I was happy and then I slipped and the pizza fell all over me.

I thought that was my Coochie lips

I left my pizza in the oven upside down. And I said it was a pain in the butt to clean

Bro's got a brand new... Chop! Mat!ammed Mat!

Cuban in someone's house because I don't got stuck in the middle of a Leo mummy I was just saying that run a girls house and is Nora next door I can't sleep it's really lonely and I'm going to scare bro hi

Look here like I don't know why you're so depressed over that like fucking hell I would so lover that shit up