I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

You cannot tell me that shit did not just fly on your head from space

Okay so this pizza it was like 899 months pregnant and it was about to get birth but it fell off the bed and the baby the pepperoni baby died

No like awesome real shit how the fuck did you not smell that shit going through your fucking house bro how did you like that slide

Sometimes when my mom buy store-bought pizzas they all come out nasty or like almost always at least because it's a store-bought pizza and not little Caesars

No bro go to Papa John bow go to Papa John's go to the next store that you see I wrote you cannot cook I love us on the water sheet so gay

I need that. Yeah. Yeah. Free frisbee. And you can sell it. Like, in the art gallery. And... Bye.

Tyler, you're not alone in this. I've done this before too, but it was like three years ago.

Also I was walking down the street I'm a piece of March got fucking hit by

Where are you if you can't decide which pizza to get you in the slice of

One time, me and my friend pranked off Pizza Hut and we said that we used one of their pizza slices for an ******** video and it wanted every fund. Goodbye.