I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Minimally peaceful

Why is your pizza doing black face

That's how I'll be looking when I stay outside tomorrow.

Damn that pizza need to go pick up some Colin do

Yeah sucks when you do it still comes a bird and shit good luck

Hello Siri why do you say how do you suck you suck my pee is the hot wheels is the top of young you leave and make me a pizza you know how to cook

If you're a furry do you know the hallway pizza We are not talk about the hallway pizza

And I don't lie, I feel like you should start a bitch for like 2000. For real. You should start at least with 2000.

Damn that b***h is crispier than careers but

OK so what time my mama good my mama make a pizza that I like oh I said mom you didn't you left enough and my whole house burned down in the lake