I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

My dog ate a frisbee. I mean pizza and now she looks like a frisbee. Yeah.

I love my pizza in the oven that was burnt as fuck

I ordered a pizza when they got here there was a note in the box saying my bad to get hungry I was in traffic

I remember someone at uni left a pizza in the oven and almost burnt the whole kitchen and got the whole block evacuated

Leg through awesome real shit how do you burn a pizza so bad I don't even look like pizza no more like that look like play like a fucking like I don't know what like that's just not pizza no words to form does cripple

Well, now you have Italian firewood. Enjoy.

No one cares about your pizza mate

Mufaka, I can imagine that's what your as-war looks like.

OK so get this so once I cook the pizza oven and like for total ration whatever took it out cutting to eat it looks so damn good I put it on a plate that two pieces put some ranch beside it and saw that shit up it was amazing hope that you know

Uh, John Port came to my house, made me a pizza, and me and him ate it. I don't.