I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

MWAH!

Funny story about me and pizza I ate Lil Yachty's phone and I had eight stranger things and Lil Yachty's but I have when it was straight

I mean, I'll eat if you want.

I'm sorry dude but that shit looks burnt as fuck

Knock knock who's there obviously not your PC you said we joke so there you go

Bro that shit don't even look like a pizza no boy. It just looks like a round burnt ass brownie. No it looks like some moonrock bro for sure. For real, it looks like a fucking moon rock.

And to be honest that's all on you for living in the oven for too long and you're the one that made you so sad so I don't know just you I mean what they say though

I will burn it with fire and fall into the depths of hell. That's hard. Have a bad day.

Foxy Brown you freeze be a man that's all that shit is I'm enjoying crust