I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

One time I put my dick in a pizza and I started eating it. And he got through it the next day.

I smack mommy in pizza

My pizza left me for a white person.

Why are you say "you just made the worlds first for bidden oriole they will have your names in the magazine losing all this other extracurricular artifact shit it's gonna be right there

Well, I'm an old man, and I was just going to say, I like pepperoni. Pepperoni is fairly nice. and pizza.

That is artwork and a weapon all in one

You should as it was a piece of the Monica fucking Burt tired of the fruit

If you eat the pizza it makes you shit is good for digestion

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Burnt pizza up Burt oh burnt so I went to the store and it's all about Bert Bert and Pete never mind