I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

OK so I really funny pizza story it's been like a pizza decided that it did not wanna get cooked it was like catch me if you can I'm the pizza man yeah

Nothing should go to the fucking museum of how fucking hard that things gonna be like on guy I'm not gonna lie to you I would still eat the shit like I'm guy if I'm hungry I'm gonna eat that shit all right

Does any of the possible does not even smell it did you not smell of pizza burning does your smoke detector not worth yo

Rule for too long you damn near cremated that fucking pizza good God would you accidentally put it in the funeral home Jesus fucking Christ

One time I had a slice of pizza I'm a document to my room he got my house of pizza and history of Seinfeld on the stairs

Are you dumb

You know I went over to my friends house to stay over and we had a pizza and it got to the house and she complained that there are peppers on it which is an order the peppers I don't like that

It was a must know I haven't tried pineapple pizza but I don't even know if that's that story or a good story

I hope that's not a piece of the picture because if it is you could just make that are like a house decoration now like that could be a whole life plate coaster is something I don't know make a sound so sweet

I am really nice and blacker than me