I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Alright, so, hear me out. I was so addicted to pizza at one time that I started having pepperoni at my end.

Eat it tell me a taste because I know cause I honestly I'm curious and there's no fucking way I'm burning a pizza so I can have one **** and taste it since you burnt your pizza

One time I was I was with my my cousin at this time I will eat pizza if you have a fat ass and I was like damn casa sure you don't wanna Mata Mata sauce inside you

Honestly I think you should just take a **** of that pizza because why not like why not

Can you tell her you probably already took a **** out of that pizza not gonna lie

I am not sure I put that on my nose once I mean it was a really weird experience but that shit gonna happen it felt really gross and nasty but yeah

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. You must be high as fuck if you just burnt your pizza. Because I did that shit too.

I think you should go to sleep and dream about it.

The funny pizza story is probably, I don't really know what you mean, but I'm just gonna say the one time my mom put ketchup on pizza and I was like, what are you doing? And she said there's not enough tomato and the silence was so loud.