What can go around the world and travel fast but sits in a corner? Let me know.

like

Your mom

An envelope- wait, shit, sorry. A stamp, silly.

I'm gonna go with the the internet. It sits around a corner and it travels all around the world really fast.

It's a stamp

My wiener

Me. It's me.

It's water. It's real water.

My depression. Ah! Look.

A loyal female if they existed.