What can go around the world and travel fast but sits in a corner? Let me know.

A cucumber

Bunny

No ma'am, um, I'm eating these starpots kids bro. Did he bust him? Um, um, um, um. Yes, a bird.

A stamp

The answer is a stamp because it sits in the corner of an envelope and yeah, it travels fast.

The fucking equator.

Haha, Uranus.

Stamp bro, but like I've been trying to get a package for like two months and it still ain't come and I know there was a stamp on it because I sent it to myself.

A stamp on an envelope. Duh.

Ah! Madic...