What can go around the world and travel fast but sits in a corner? Let me know.

I woke up in a new Bugatti

Clifford the big red dog definitely

even hawking

A package? A bird? A car? I don't know.

Do you stick nickel

This dick. Somebody please hop on it.

Honestly, bro, I think your ass is bored, bro. So go take a nap or something, bro.

Um, sperm?

It's my doodoo.

Mother cimboss!