If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

I would have the first Charmander, I'm sorry ma'am, but like that could be valuable.

No hesitation, no question, no whatever. Squirtle. Just because. Squirtle. Yes.

low-punny there's no rules against Pokemon Batman

Go look because it's literally a giant golem and I love it and I was literally like bro I want to crush me

Dick

Rise of Pokémon base with Mario and sonic bro composer at the raw that's the one I'm choosing all day

Ganger has been by my side for almost all my life but if it's not Genger I'm gonna have to go with Gardena because then I can ship dimensions

I think I might go for my daddy Charizard

I am honestly I would probably get Greninja because you can cut up my dick

Anyone that said Vaporeon is going to hell.