Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?

I never had an accident with food in a vehicle in a car anyways but in a bike I mean I fall in with my Yes soup it was terrible

I was eating some fucking chicken Alfredo from a restaurant that was fucking fire and he was like

One time I was pulling into my driveway while eating Taco Bell and like while I was turning I only had one hand and I had a hard time turning and I ran over and won some of my bushes.

Shut up you fat bitch, stop eating and driving.

I was in Waze and I look up boom I hit another fucking car like crash all in that shit and I'll total mine

I never read Pausini invited all the time I need to stop I need to stop honestly truly

Why the fuck do you sound like a normal version of EDP?

What like a stupid stupid thing to do if anyone does that like idiotic because anything choking while you eat when you're driving on a bum you're dead you're impression to bed

I actually have a funny story about this about 10 years ago I rear-ended somebody because I had gotten a cheeseburger and I was looking down because I noticed there was no cheese on my burger and I rear-ended somebody nobody knew it

I almost did once but I didn't. I got some fries and my mom handed them to me while I was driving and then I dropped them all over the floorboard and I almost cried and I almost went to pick them up out of habit but I didn't, so I didn't die.