guys your best friend is getting beat up what are you doing

I'm jumping in I'll probably die because I don't think I'm that strong but I'm jumping in of course I'm helping

Send hear me out I know I can't fucking fight but my friend might be able to fight but if she's getting her ass whooped I know I'm gonna get because she can fight better than me so I know I'm a get my ass with five hop I'm calling her mom and getting her ass picked up but I'm not kidding

Sexual-harassment is a very effective defense mechanism

Fuck my best friend like shut shut flirting with my boyfriend like girl that's my man so fuck her

I beat their ass whoever is beating them up

I'm a corn dog, so I don't give a fuck.

Well first of all I'm gonna grab a bad number to be able to Megan from work and are dumb as a mother's friends

I'm jumping in the fuck you mean.

I don't have a best friend

First of all I'm getting a fucking Glock that's what the fuck I'm doing