Super fucked, they haven't been to you this week. Like just something sad.

My Instagram account got hacked and I've had it for like three years so like I have old photos and memories on there sorry I was kind of really sad but it's fine though we still up

My nuts got stuck in the zipper. Then she got stuck in the zipper. There she was bleeding.

Or I got it I got it my dad left

Yeah I got my balls hairs stuck in gum

I was in the gym and tripped over a dumb bum for Uber people fell over

I walked in on my brother My bad in my bathroom It was the most disturbing

My mom almost sent me to the group

My crush told me to send ***** and let's just say we're not even dating he does not have a crush on me

When I was preparing to make me some tacos tonight García been on the fucking stove

My grandma likes licking my toes and like she won't stop licking them. Please someone call 911.