I love it, emo girl.

you sound like maybe eight nine or ten if this isn't satire

It's been a year daddy. I really really miss you. Mommy says you went to the store to get milk. Anyways, I'm failing all my classes and mommy hates me very frequently and she changed my name to t-

What about Todoroki? This is my mom. Mom, this is my Todoroki. Um, I- Hi, I'm his hierarchy.

You kind a look you look angry

Nine. Nine!

Dude, what is happening? I'm so short.

What the freak is this but um... I wanted was you! Wait! All I wanted was you!

Bro, were you guys fuckin' truffle-a-trees or something?