All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

I shit my pants, how about we go back to theirs?

Go to the bathroom and never come back out

So much shit your pants talk and I live a lot longer than all y'all so you don't have to put it out I get it that's what happens when you're living your best life and living in general you'll see and I've never shit my pants what's going on people are you OK

I got to make a quick phone call I'll be right back

Tell the bitches suck my dick

You keep it a state Ashit must've got to use the restroom what the fuck

Go to the bathroom and climb out that motherfucking window because our NOM bears and myself like that

Be straightforward with it. I just shit my pants. Whoa-ho! You know, you know, some people like that shit. You know what I'm saying? Like some people be like, Oh, you shake your pants? Damn!

In this scenario, I'm hoping that I have on underwear. If I have on underwear, I would go into the restroom, take off the underwear, clean off myself, put the pants back on, and finish my night.

Tell her you shit your pants, maybe she's into it.