All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

Barong all right bro hairdresser Roger service it's OK who is Sydney pants in the middle of the day shut your goofy ass up bitch

Showman you know the logical answer would say go to the bathroom but you know like I'm kind of a sick fuck so you know I would send my shit and you know like try to go as long as possible without my date knowing I took a shit load me the fuck

I'd be like, oh, I got chocolate ice cream on my pants. Can you step out for a bit and let her pay for all the food, you know?

First thing I'm doing after I shit myself, I'm saying I have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom, take off underwear, wipe my ass, and I'm going back out with just pants. I don't need no fucking panties. I'm going out of pants bitch

I'm sorry sweetheart I just shit my pants can I be excused for a second

I would tell them the truth. Because I know they do that shit too and I know it's going to be awkward right after we meet again. Yeah, I just know it's gonna be awkward. I never talked to him again.

Oh no can you see my papa no no can you can't have any Can you be in an hour about well then I know it's hidden kitty kitty sleeping with made a night what

See I would say crusty crab ass bitch you're a loser Hey Siri

Me personally I would say

Was that you?