All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

First excuse yourself to freshen up in the washroom and ask me a boy or sweater. It's very cold in here Take this sweater, tie it around your waist. Go to the bathroom and clean that up? I don't know, fuck.

You could say that you have to go home and change your clothes or that you'd like to reschedule for another day.

It was the dog

EWWWWW

Fart again and make the room stinky

Fuck I don't know get the fuck out of there

What the fuck?

Kiss me I just shit my pants to the fullest now would you allow me to go to the bathroom and get a wet wipe

Will you lick it for me

Just say you ate tacos before you met her like is that simple I've used it before And I got blocked so I am yeah