All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

Not to sound nasty but I'm done this one before actually I wanna do is get a spoon to scoop it out and when they brought dessert just put it on top of the ice cream and he really just looked at Hershey syrup so that's what usually what I do but if I don't have a spoon on hand apology go with my hand

Why are you shit in your pants on the first day like what's the score really did you like have some bad food at a Mexican restaurant or something that's crazy

Definitely saying family emergency because no one questions a family emergency if you're running out saying sorry so sorry how many emergency who's gonna stop you

I'm blaming all that shit on her

Thank you.

Oopsie Poopsie I mean Dookie

I would just say sorry I forgot my dialed me to take his medicine I'll see you next time if something

I literally just shit myself I need to leave.

The thing I would say is I'm gonna do struck on my shirt right now

It was the dog