All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

My first answer is I'm gonna walk my ass home and I'm gonna ignore whoever's talking to me. I'm not even gonna talk to the bag even if they're talking to me.

Just asked a hoe to slap the shit or should I say oh underwear

Oh yeah so we're gonna have to constantly like shit my pants

I feel like I should my pants and I need your help

You got a spare underwear?

I'm gonna just... excuse myself and dip.

Whoopsie

I fucking shit myself!

Just do this thank you leg to get this shit out and continue with the date

I probably play the chocolate rain video on YouTube and quietly shuffle stepfather