All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm dropping down and pretending I had a seizure. I'm gonna just start shaking underground

I swear to fuck you got any tissues on accident honour

Listen I've got a irritable bowel syndrome and I tend to shit my pants when I particularly like a dinosaur in a really weird way you should see this as a incredible compliment

Excuse me my lady I just shit my pants I mean excuse me my lady I gotta get my mom to pick me up because I just hit my Let me get a breather real quick

yeah that chocolate ice cream we tried to sneak in I think it went down my pants bro I need to go watch that stuff out It's my it's it feel like dog crap, bro

OK here's what you do so you say oh shit hold on I just got a call my dog fucking died right try to build some connections of empathy and then you rush off dramatically to go see your dog the next morning you go to

Hey bitch I shit my pants I'm gonna go fucking change nothing to come back you Finna Jada fucking pussy for me Knigge

This is easy. You see, your mom's dying, she got cancer, stage 4 breast cancer, you need to go right now. They might be I lost this and you flip and run never come back

Look at her eyes look damn good back up and just tell her I shit myself Siri was a man