Hi, um, someone help. This is my new kitten and it's a boy and I need help picking out a name.

Garfield, Nike, Air Jordan, Blue, Thunder, Storm, I don't know.

Name it Bojangles because it probably has big balls.

I name him Azriel

Name it, um, Demetrius Bartholomew III, after my great-grandfather's left ballock.

It should be Mowgli. I don't know where that came from. Okay

cucumber

My kitty pal looks like a Malcolm. somehow no

Dead because you should just bear that shit alive in the backyard.

Of a few ideas I think you can call I'm just like the straight up should've just called the N-word oh King Von Adam Sandler

Bean!