OK so I want to know what's the most out-of-pocket shit you've ever said or heard

The most out-of-pocket should I have ever said is to this bitch because she was talking shit to me first and I told her that I was going to pour her dead dead ashes out

Oh the most out-of-pocket shit I've ever fucking heard of my entire life with an ex friend of mine said that she loved her dog so much that she would let her dogs hump her and I said oh no this friendship ends right here that's disgusting

OK so soon as you're talking right They said they were saying so they were seniors that you had to like loser virginity to a $30 as a 18 year I was like oh whoop whoop a sort of fleas

When somebody said that's why your grandma did I say I was waiting They were so shocked I don't know why

Y'all have a child, dick.

My friend said that she's gonna come up to my house and take my grandma's wig and I'm like she's dead plus she had cancer

My ex best friend me and her got to argument she told me she's not gonna argue me because my mom is dead she didn't say in those exact words but to reference that she said like I'm not gonna argue with you because I'm not gonna argue with an orphan technically so yeah

I'm not gonna lie to you the wildest shit I've ever heard excuse me for this but this Hispanic girl in my school said that she gets paid on the winner and my man said she gets pale in the winter to blend in with the snow so she can hide from water

My ex like, jerked off, um, and a whole group chat on Snapchat to the boys and he came out yellow stuff. You