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You're loving life right living it to the fullest don't you do some stupid now you're in jail till you're 50 years old somehow you survive until you're 50 and then you get out at 50 what's the first thing you're doing when you get out of prison at 50 years old
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I will go stout to jugg-fil-a.
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And mom don't worry you raised a gangster. I'm gonna survive it hurt me not being able to give you what you want Since I was a toddler, shout out to my pops for all the free game Everything you ever told me is stuck in my brain real old
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Get a whiskey.
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Steven, this was like the most normal answer out of all these answers I've ever heard and like I'm just wild that like yours is so simple and like everybody else is so wild. I appreciate you
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Not dropping the soap, that's for sure.
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This guy I met earlier in my bed he escaped from prison by calling your mother shit he left me a little tin box at the end of the brick wall under an oak tree we're gonna I'm gonna pick it up and meet up with him in Mexico renting a boat to do you want to see donkey show
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I'm a stroke mommy I'm a beat it long strokes fast strokes man legs gonna start shaking
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I would book my flight to go on vacation somewhere anywhere, but my partner said he would probably go to the doctors and get his ass host stitched up.
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Not gonna lie I might go to Chuck E. Cheese because their pizza is there he says really good so I go to Chuck E. Cheese and play some games to because the games are not bad at all
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Well you sound like you like little boys so hopefully you didn't get arrested for that the first time because if you go to Chuck E. Cheese looking for more little boys then I'm sorry to say but DAMN YOU FUCKED!
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It's are you serious what are you talking about I'm confused I thought it would go to prison for like stealing because I'm black you know and I just steal because I have no money but I don't like little boys I like older men
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What? No shot you just said that bro. Come on, what? Nah, you can't even like...
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Honestly, I don't know. I'm not that, like, dumb. Like, I know how to steal, but I just- I don't know what would send me to jail, but I definitely wouldn't be in jail for being a pedophile. That's... Ew, that's embarrassing.
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Everybody goes to Tucky Cheese for a reason and um, you sound like you're like mid 20's so if you're like If you're like fucking going to Tucky Cheese for those kids, bro, you wildin, bro You get arrested again for sure. You got a person for a long time!
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First off I am 16 and I just said I was going there for the fucking pizza and the games I'm afraid of little kids so that's it that's a very bold claim I don't know
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Don't know man, people can lie, I don't know You're 16? Nah, that's got, nah, nah, you're lying Sound like you're fucking 78 I'm just kidding. That's what it is. You sound like you're like 19.
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How can you? Okay, I get like... okay, I get what you're saying, but I ain't lying. I think I'm 16. I think so shit
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Yeeeeeeeahhh... Definitely. Yeah.
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You dying watermelon, munch chicken bone, licking cotton picking, kool-aid drinking, ass monkey.
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I want to go to a male strip club
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What? Bro, what? What? Oh, you'd probably go find the no boys or something. That's what you like what?
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Bro, why are you replying to everything on here?
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Because he likes touching the boys
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Bro stop replying to people about some little boys bro like you keep talking about little boys as if like you're not pulling up to places and trying to get little boys like what let's keep in the book
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Find a way to get back at that point.
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You did good, Papa. You did good playing that sound. Oh, yeah Play it for me one more time Yeah Yeeeeeeah, what is... I'm gonna eat my boy.
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Do you want me to bleed again I'm laying down that's why it sound so slow I'm sorry
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Yes, the power, the power, yes, the power!
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