Years ago I dated this dude that I met on okcupid, but when I met him he had pictures on his dating profile where he had clearly cut another woman out of the picture. And I told him, why did you fucking do that? Like, are they platonic friends? He's like, well I just wanted to show that like other women wanted me at some point. And I'm like, that's pathetic, don't fucking do that. Don't cut other women out of your dating profile pictures. and I still dated the idiot, like three years past, maybe five, a lot of years past, and I'd come across the same dipshit on the same dating profile. And what has he done? He is using pictures from when I dated him and has cut me out of the fucking pictures. So I matched with him to call him out on it, and the idiot thought he was gonna get it in. He was like, hey, how's it going? And I was like, why are you using pictures with me cut out? And he was like, a little item, no. I guess you just took really good pictures. And then I was like, you're a fucking idiot. This is fucking stupid. I told you six years ago, this was a bad tactic and not to do it. I just matched with you to tell you to take these fucking pictures with me on them off your dating site. And he was just like, Adios. And I'm like, yeah, Adios is fucking right, dude. I bet you want to peace out as quick as possible because you thought you were gonna rematch with somebody and fucking not make your body count go up cause you'd get to fuck your ex from six years ago, but no, that's not what's gonna happen. That's not what I'm here for. You're a fucking dumb dumb. Your profile's fucking dumb. Take those pictures down and what? We dated five or six years ago. Why are you putting up pictures that are six years old? Am I the last person you dated? Or are you really ugly right now? What the fuck is wrong with you? Anyway, would you date somebody who had pictures their acts in their dating profile.

I try to cheat on you too if I had a girlfriend and sound like a 12-year-old boy

Only I can do that shit like I'm just like not a whole picture of me and my ex Blake a picture of me with my ex cut out like if I had a good nap I can posting it but I'm not gonna have his ugly ass in it fuck

Now that's uh, that's just Lambs Hill run the other way riff lag number 57 you got to get the fuck out of there

No

Hell no anybody there's got their ex on their profile is not over their ex that is a red flag numero Uno that's not good at all that's hilarious

You know auntie, you're definitely a keeper. Someone's out there and if not, you have your whole fan base ready to embrace you because you always are funny and engaging. But uh, yeah, sorry that happened to you.

What a freaking dingus, seriously. Ew, no. I mean, okay, when I was younger, yeah, I definitely still would have. But hey, I got higher standards now. Get out of here with that.