I ain't gonna lie bro, you'll please give me some pointers how to pull bitches bro. I got none zero nada

All you gotta say is... Are you SpongeBob? Cause I can fill up your holes! S- you

Get a gun tell the bitch just either you get in my car or you die

See the strategy that I've been employing is that you have to beg and plead and annoy the shit out of them until like out of sheer pity they decide to go out with you.

Okay, there's a lot of things that a lot of men do that they think, oh girls are gonna love this But to me personally, I feel like it's annoying When they compliment their body, like, oh, you got a big ass.

Shut the fuck up!

Bro, I'm not gonna hold you. You don't ask a fish how to catch a fish. You ask a fisherman how to catch a fish.