Please help me.

I would jump in front of a train for you.

Actually just got my ass beat on the side of the road. I just got jumped. I just got oh, I just got shot. Oh, no Help me. Oh, no, I just got robbed. Oh my god a grandma just kicked my fucking shit Oh my god, I ran over by car!

Batman please help me stop posting about your luscious lips I've been I've been held hostage

Go for it go for it good save me up I will take the fucking I'm drowning please save me

Bow to joker is literally choking me right now but I need you to come see me for that he's gonna kill me bro They show theme song broken see me

But in unconidad I do Faith faith faith faith faith

ahrrr pap

Hey bro I'm not gonna lie you way too old for me but you got you got like a little sister bro

You can save me any day.