Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?

Siri give me a motherfucking double quarter pounder on Lord's Sprite with a large fry and your ice cream machine butt motherfucking work because I want me a Oreo McFlurry bitch

A make flurry chicken nugget and a fry. And a happy meal. And maybe some M&Ms?

I am can I have I have give me any prove me end Double cheeseburger

Give me the manager!

Can I have a dad please

Yeah can I get a 4D please with extra cheese and do you like white sauce open it yeah extra extra of that um can I get a soda a small soda cause I don't like it

I'm thinking of Arby's chicken nugget with fries Chevys balls in your mouth

Can I get a fucking job gotta fucking damn I fucking hired me already

No school.

A, I ain't gonna hold you *****, I need a pack of blacks in a BCD. Fuckers we'll talk about.