I have this theory that everyone's personality can be described by just like naming a utensil or silverware you know so for example like I think I am either just like a really long spoon or a grapefruit spoon which has a serrated edge so like what utensil are you

Personally I think I made a meat mallet

I'm at work

I'm a spork

BORK!

A salad fork.

I will say that I'm like tongues because I pick up on anything

I am a pair of chopsticks

Um, just a spoon I guess, I don't know.

I'm definitely a tablespoon or something.

I'm clearly a Spock yes I have to go to spoken bloody metal spoke or utility fucking spoke