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Anyone here in cutie-poo-tootie? Hmm, you're so mean.
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I'm doing well. My coochie-pink. My buddy Ho Brown.
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Uh, I don't like that you're lying. I'm gonna need proof.
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I'll be eating toast for a li-
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Sorry, but uh, did you just say toes? Eat my toes too please!
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Pllr Jerry
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I don't know you tell me.
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I think you're a cutie patootie, but I don't know for sure. I feel like I didn't see you. But I think you're a cutie for Tooty for sure.
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I feel uncomfortable
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Uh, then just don't be uncomfortable, duh!
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You know what you're right woo hoo I'm not uncomfortable anymore
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That's right, just like that!
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I know actively really want to kill me I'm done
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Just don't, duh!
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Why in the lor's good world was that yet?
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Listen here, Lorax! I don't know if you're making fun of me or not, but I'm a human too!
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Our hair looks familiar. I mean, what? Our hair looks similar. Not familiar. Our hair looks similar.
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Do you... Do you think we're siblings? Ah, I, I...
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100% of the QB Siri fuck you so much
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Oh yeah, I agree with you. 100% you're a cutie patootie. 100% would pat your head.
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I need is an overall let me honest with you
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What the flip are you talking about dude? I'm being nice to you, can't you appreciate it? Like, come on, I'm being so nice, just... Just appreciate it, damn.
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My phone My fault I didn't median we were either I was like yeah Do you know and I'm stuck between you being like 12 in 8 1/2 to ask you to stay at your age
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What the flip? Why do you want to know my age dude? I'm 15, are you trying to steal my identity? I'm a miner, leave me alone!
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No, I was just saying, cause I'm 15, I just didn't know I was just making sure you wasn't like 8 years old. Cos. Yeah.
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Why the flip do you sound like you're...
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Why the flip do you sound like you just... Gah! Why do you sound like you just got spooked?
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My apologies, I just woke up. Like, I just woke up. stayed up all night and had just got out of bed.
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What time is it for you dude? It's like 4 almost 5 for me damn. Go sleep next time!
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After hearing this, I now have more reason to involve my suicide note. Thanks.
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Look, I'm really sorry, okay? I didn't mean to make anyone upset.
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Hey, bro. I've got a toaster that I took for me if you want to buy it after me.
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Shut the flip up dude. Uh
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I presented him with a healthy alternative. I see nothing wrong.
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After all sharing is caring, right?
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You're right. Sharing is caring. My apologies, dude. I hope I didn't offend you in any certain way. You're just so cool that I couldn't resist, you know?
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It was like awesome real shit that that hurt my soul. That hurt my fucking soul.
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You're just so cool I couldn't resist that hurt.
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I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be a nice person, but you just took that side out of me, you know?
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Yeah, I'm very good at pissing people off. It's a challenge of mine.
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I just genuinely wanted to know if anyone was a cutie patootie. But the flip is wrong with you!
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No, you're a fake bitch. You're never telling the truth.
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It's really self-explanatory. I don't know why I have to explain it to you.
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Damn, I'm just messing with you too.
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I thought you were like getting onto the joke, like I thought you were feeling the joke So like I just kept going But then you were like, with the flip So I was like, dude with the flip! You know like
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Yeah, yeah, my bad, yeah, uh-huh.
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Ah I can't say good any more. Eatin a burger with no honey mustard, eatin a burger with no honey mustard, eatin a burger with no honey mustard, eatin a burger with no honey mustard Eatin a burger with no honey mustard, eating a burger with no honey mustard.
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Oh my god, shut the hell up already dude!
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