So I was walking out of Publix and it was rainy and I was wearing crocs and I fell and that's not even the worst part it's the fact that a car was literally waiting on me to cross the road and I'm laying in the road because I fell and my friends didn't help me out

I got run over by a truck while I was walking to work. That was kind of embarrassing. Her lot too.

Hello some pair is saying mama I have a couple of them at Miami like fourth grade are and I walked into a pole and a curse on me

So it's not actually very embarrassing, I'm actually proud of this and I might have to reply for like a bright two, you know? But I was in first grade and my teacher didn't let me go to the bathroom, so... Oh, I don't need a part two. A shit in his chair.

I was in the middle of the class and I was talking and I don't know where I get some random ass fuck you Boner it was so good

Most maximum would have to be having road rage in front of my mum

So I had the fart and it's cool Ora my house gonna be a silence for that shake him obviously it was asking me a question and it's telling me to

So I live on my x-ray He was hitting it all see in my ass and I don't light literally just farted Daniel her face still there for like an hour

OK so I was in second grade and I was wearing those like pleated button ups around my waist and like tight jeans and vans and a white shirt with my hair curled