I don't think a fucking British person can talk about stupid and smelling of shit. That's like... your entire country is literally shit and stupid.

Wait, you know about the orphanage?

Now, fair enough, you got a point there. It does smell like shit and shit down there. It's a piece of shit down there. But the only issue is I can't even walk out of my house without roadmen and chavs going. Hey, don't dress that way. Like, bro, I'd rather not make myself look chubby as hell.

Oh shit, you wasn't supposed to find out this way bro. Yeah.

Now you do have a point though, the UK is a piece of shit. Like, I would pay so much money just to get me out of the UK, because I hate the UK so much.

No, to be fair... Okay, you're right. The only good thing about that was the Queen. Because I wanted to have a sexual relationship with her. But now she's fucking dead so I don't know what to do now.

Fair enough, the only closest I've been to the Queen is when she sent out people who ever are with her to come watch my boxing before I quit. But it's a bit shit on her, can't lie.

Even that, you cannot even make friends down here, unless they're not normal. Because the normal ones are either dressed as Trav's or Roadman. And it really pisses me off because I sit there and I look at them like, I can't be friends with you.

It's bad because I'm just like proving I need friends. Like, I need friends.

Okay, I actually completely understand what the Travis and Roadman thing, because I didn't know what it meant, because I don't interact with people. So I looked it up and I completely understand now. God. I really am lonely, holy shit.

I spiced at you bitch

You queef too much, I ain't gonna lie.

Shut the fuck up

Not gonna lie, peeing on a fence is crazy, ain't even gonna count.

I feel you on that one, I need friends too. But like everyone in the UK, they suck. They actually suck. But I think you're wrong there. My dad hasn't left the milk yet. Supports me all the way, so you know, it's all good. need for

I'm offended.

Just talking of dads and that brought that there is some can go buy some milk on still missing from the past 20 years for I'm sure you're goofy ass up new fucking you have normally have no friends from fucking pig

My god, he's on like the fucking shitty walk out of himself, fuck. I welcome to city walk you want a shitty beef

I'm sorry, I was being greedy.

Don't think you'll say foo. You'll be messing with the wrong people, dog. You'll be looking like Mickey Mouse with a haircut So fool, I'm in two big ass hairs on the top of your head.

That was actually a compliment so thank you Jake