Tell me a fucked up joke that would make many of us laugh

What do you call somebody who farts in private private tutor?

It's not a joke is more of a fact but he was a good man but in juice just like Cartman say

Oh that's cool my friends heart of a person that wheelchair Can we push down the stairs a fucking bed

Why are Jews scared of the ocean? A dolphin.

Thank you.

If a grasshopper in a Mexican had a kid what would you call it A wall hopper

What do you call a blind German? Not see.

If you think about it the lion king disprove a lot of stuff like it always is the cats on their feet but look at Mufasa die bitch ended up there on his back

Says old mail tell me to give money when I said no he's like fuck you I'm OK and I said I'm going home and I and then he like fuck you because as I was going home can I actually have a home I'm not leaving the street

I select I'll open up the window to get some fresh air and then like everybody was screaming and yelling and I forgot I was on an airplane.