Tell me a fucked up joke that would make many of us laugh

No guy is really a virgin when they're born because your dick was inside pussy

I know it's a dark humor joke but I'll see you there is a dark pick up line to oh are you a toaster cause I'd really like to take a bath with you

What do you call the German that cannot see? a nutsie

So I accidentally killed my special ed friend. He was on a wheelchair because I decided to light his wheelchair on fire, pushing down a hill, screaming, Go Hot Wheels! Go!

So the difference between apple and an orphan The apple gets picked.

I was on the yard side virtual reality game on the Oculus and I and I seen a sped girl and the way that triggered her Fucking to rats is to whistle. I kept on whistling into that bitch died and the first story I mean oh shit and the story

If you're from the hood and you were dating a white girl from the suburbs your credit score will go up to 800 perfect score and if she had a mansion or she got a good family with a 401(k) you're set for life

I hate n-

So this is this blind man right? He walks past the fish market He takes a big whiff And then he says Good morning, ladies.